Dear rare pairs author,

[hearthouses]

Thank you so much for writing for me! My letters are usually fairly long and detailed, as I hope to cover enough ground to give you as much info in case you are not sure of what to write, but feel free to ignore most of this letter but the DNWs if something sparks you that’s not completely like what I prompted. I just want you to feel inspired and comfortable! I chose fanfic as my freeform tags because I'm not sure how to prompt for art, but if anything sparks your creativity for art, I'd love to see what you come up with! And amazingly, I've gotten this up BEFORE assignments are sent out!

I mostly use this journal as a private place to post thoughts I’m not comfortable posting on my tumblr, which is where I mostly hang out, making graphics and reblogging things—if you choose to visit, it’s good place to snoop to get a generalized glimpse at what I like.

In an effort to make my letter as skimmable as possible, here are some links to help guide you to whatever interests you and help you skip the rest.




LIKES & DNWs
CASTLEVANIA (CARTOON) || FROM DUSK TILL DAWN: THE SERIES
GOOD OMENS (TV) || SWAMP THING (TV) || US (2019)




↳ General Things I Like: I am a very emotionally oriented person. I love exploring a character’s thoughts and feelings, what it is that makes that character tick and make the choices they do. I’d rather have purely character thought-piece over a complex well-plotted fic with no emotional heart or depth. I love relationships: their dynamics, how they support one another, how they relate to each other, how they interact, where their wants and needs match up, where they differ, how their different parts interconnect or pull-apart.

I adore friendships in all forms and I love exploring what it means to be friends and the bond between characters. I love emotional history and how that affects a relationship dynamic between characters. Friends-turned-lovers is a favorite trope of mine, as well as love/hate, enemies-turned-lovers dynamics. I love snark and banter and flirting, but I also love new relationship awkwardness, relationship negotiation, and getting-to-know-you bonding. For any relationship to happen, I want some connection at the base before it turns romantic or sexual. I love developing relationships: relationship conflicts after the characters got together, trying to figure out how to make things work, some things maybe not working at first, temporary breakups. If you’re dealing with a poly-relationship, I’d love to see how the characters deal with that new dynamic and how they adjust into their new roles, how the dynamic changes (for better or for worse). I love unlikely friendships/romances, complicated relationships, group dynamics, partnerships.

I also love fucked up, varying-degrees-of-unhealthy, too-close-for-comfort relationships. Codependent relationships, obsessive relationships, completely-fixated-on-the-other relationships. I love when a character is willing to literally let the world burn, should the world try to come between them and the person they love (romantically or platonically), choosing their partner above anyone else. I really love when this is all a choice, rather than conditioning (though I do love when this closeness is born from abusive homes and situations, with the two characters banding together, them-against-the-world). Two-halves-of-a-whole-person type of relationships are my weakness—I love dynamics where the other can’t function without the other and opt for self-destruction in the face of separation (via either substance abuse or moral/character disintegration), even leading to suicide ideation. Them being equally obsessive and fucked up, and extremely invested in their relationship is what I live for. Utter devotion is key.

I also enjoy something in between the two extremes—characters relying on each other and needing each other, making sure the other is okay, taking care of each other, especially in regards to trauma and/or mental illness. Basically I love messy, codependent relationships with dysfunctional people who love each other and are terrible to each other sometimes, but also healthy, loving, mutually supportive relationships, where people take care of each other and communicate with each other, and everything in between or in combination.

I really dig domesticity and what makes a home a home, and how being a family to each other plays into that and how the characters come together in that way. I adore makeshift families and kid!fic in any form (so long as the children are written realistically and not cute accessories—I love reading about the difficulties of parenting, how it changes the relationships, characters reacting to being a parent—especially if they came from an abusive home). I love cooking and doing chores, and quiet breakfast scenes over coffee or tea. If you want to add pets, that would be wonderful! (I love all kinds of animals, but cats have a special place in my heart.

I love porn and wouldn’t mind a PWP piece, if that’s where your heart takes you, but I’d prefer it to be emotionally anchored; not necessarily romantic, but something with a connection and a reason for it happening beyond two (or three!) pretty faces.

↳ Some of my kinks include: trust (I have a huuuge trust kink that can usually make most kinks work if the basis comes from how intensely two characters trust each other and their willingness to give themselves to the other person in every way, and vice versa), angry sex, fighting-that-leads-to-sex, powerplay, D/s (that’s more focused on taking care of each other than humiliation), switching/no set sexual “roles”, topping from the bottom, service kink (getting off on giving pleasure rather than receiving), oral sex, licking, fingering, dirty talk (please no humiliation), praise kink, teasing, body worship, sensory overload (being overwhelmed by sensations, being touched immediately after orgasm), biting/marking/scratching, begging, public sex, heat-of-the-battle sex, frantic sex, jealousy and possessiveness, bloodplay, voyeurism, bondage, somnophilia, size differences, partially-clothed or mostly-clothed sex, handjobs, rimming, frottage, intercrural, double-penetration, masturbation/fantasizing about the other before getting together, mutual masturbation, drunk or high sex (both the emotionally messy, dubcon-y, bad idea kind and the sloppily affectionate consensual kind), rough sex, characters who kink on violence and danger (gunplay, knifeplay, breathplay, exhibitionism, etc.), hatesex, scar kink, sex for comfort and solace, dressing and undressing, messy badly-negotiated (or unnegotiated) sexual desires, inexperience, sexuality exploration, first times, clothes kink (suits, uniforms, gloves, boots etc.), neat characters being disheveled for once; casual characters cleaning up nicely, clothes-sharing, choosing clothes for the other person as kink/foreplay, sex in other places than a bed: on tables, against walls, on the floor, on a chair, in the shower, messiness (sweat, come, etc.), competence kink (characters kinking on the skills set of another, i.e. Seth’s admiration/fixation on Richie cracking safes), oral fixation (smoking, fingersucking, shotgunning, etc.), sex where emotions are mixed, or difficult to acknowledge, or emotionally hurtful to acknowledge, sex that doesn't heal anybody's deep emotional wounds, moody messy melancholy sex.

I’d really love all of this to be paired with tenderness and sweetness, just little touches here and there: hand-holding, forehead touching, forehead/face kisses, snuggling and cuddling, nuzzling, hugs from behind, neck kisses, scar kissing. Lots of kissing in general is lovely. I love the “we like each other so much that we can’t stop touching each other in any way” trope a lot. Sharing food, sharing clothes, sharing beds. Sleep related things in general: comfort after a nightmare, falling asleep together, one character watching the other sleep. Characters feeling safe and cherished by the other. Simple casual intimacy is fantastic and very much appreciated.


↳ Random and miscellaneous things I love:

backstory, future fic, unreliable narrators, outsider POV adding new insight, outsider POV in general, snapshots, missing scene fics, character studies, missing scenes, codas, alternate canons, semi-alternate universes, and canon divergences, and/or slight changes to canon, “what if” AUs

epistolary fic, or a “five times something happened” type of fic, or a “five things you didn’t know,” fics that start in the middle with flashbacks, play with format, if you want

happy endings, bittersweet endings, downer endings—whatever works for your story: no happy domestic fics with sudden swerves into death fic, but if something is generally melancholy to begin with, go with the downer ending

road trips, small towns, traveling, a sense of place, in between moments and in transit, a strong sense of a setting—I really love the aesthetics of being on the road, having to stay in crappy motels and living in and out of suitcases

communicating without words

established relationships/friendships, and domesticity with slice-of-life that details their routine or daily life

the intimacy of living together for a while, or people learning to share space—people sharing household chores or cooking food for each other, people having silly arguments with each other over routine things or watching movies together

awkward wooing, or when people can’t say things in words so they say it in action

slow burns, UST, people reconnecting again, getting back together, learning to love each other again, pining for each other

reunions, a strong sense of history between characters

intense protectiveness, will-kill-for-you-without-thinking protectiveness—or the flipside, will-lay-down-my-life self-sacrificial type of protectiveness

trust—either people who trust each other or people with trust issues

surprising intellect from unsuspecting characters

small but meaningful moments

bad weather, quiet rainy days, autumn, the ocean, the desert, the woods, libraries, characters reading to each other, sense of time passing, the change of seasons, being snowed in

found families

complicated relationships and internal conflicts—I like relationships where not everything is clear cut between people, when conflict stems from personal issues or clashing, rather than something external, where there’s angst and anger between these characters, but also genuine love and fondness

awful people being tender to each other, terrible people who don’t know how to love, or trying very hard to be good to each other (with some or no success)

hurt/comfort of ANY KIND—illness or wounded or just having a bad day, any kind of physical or emotional bad stuff happening to characters (either the main point of the fic or in the background/stemming from canon events), and characters looking after one another, especially tending to injuries, patching the other up, assisting with a drug recovery, to helping each other cope with PTSD or loss, helping them day to day—just a person taking care of someone as a practical way to show love

darkfic of any kind—psychological mind games, body horror, creepy obsessive claustrophobic dynamics, erotic horror, desperate broken violent lives of crime, break-it fics (unhappy or unresolved endings are okay!)

focus on mental illness or trauma, such as panic attacks, character adjusting to each other’s needs, messy coping mechanisms and “bad victim” traits

exploring physical disabilities (losing sight/hearing/the ability to a speak)

irrational ugly emotions, like jealousy or resentment or paranoia

claustrophobic and isolation stories, be it physical or emotional isolation

angst: self-doubts, guilt, shame, nightmares, fears, self-destructive tendencies, alcohol/drug abuse, character-appropriate self-harm, suicide ideation

monsters of any kind—vampires, werewolves, merpeople, witches, ghosts, humanity as monstrosity, the “monster” being more human than the “human”, the interplay between where monstrosity begins and humanity ends, struggles with monsterhood; I love human/monster pairings where the human is fascinated with their otherness and cherishes their monster partner

characters who aren’t sure how to “people” properly, characters who aren’t good at being “human.” Inhumanity, especially when love is demonstrated or expressed differently, but still love

fairytale themes: retellings, use of fairytales as a structure, or a fairytale structured story

reincarnation or soulmates, with the relationship feeling old and constant, or the messy complications that come with being soulmates, “wrong” soulmates, character reliving the same time loops, losing each other and colliding with each other and missing each other completely, past lives, epic-across-time stories

↳ DNWs: I don’t like radical AUs (unless specified), like coffee shop AU or college AUs. I have nothing really against them, but I prefer to read about characters in the canon setting.

I prefer not to read about excessive abuse, but I understand it’s inclusion if it’s part of a character’s backstory. I like reading about the aftereffects of abuse, of trauma, but not the actual traumatic events in detail. Torture or anything further than canon typical violence.

Extreme underage, especially with adults is deeply uncomfortable for me. I am okay with young-ish teenagers (14/15) experimenting with each other, but with my age differential ships, I’d prefer the younger character to be at least sixteen and no romanticization of the dynamic and acknowledgement of the inherent power dynamic at play.

Mentally ill or neurotypical characters treated as evil or terrible—it’s fine if they're experiencing ableism, but I don't want the whole fic to be about that.

No deathfic unless the characters die or have died in canon, or a villain is being killed. Referring to the major character deaths that occur in canon and exploring those after effects is okay, but otherwise, I’d rather not read it. I don’t consider it deathfic if someone dies and then comes back in the same fic.

Miscommunication as a plot point. Cheating/infidelity. Character bashing, ship bashing (if you really can’t stand a character or a ship, I’d prefer you shunt them off to the side or pretend they don’t exist entirely).

My squicks are: parental or cross-gen incest (sibling or cousin incest is totally okay), bestiality (xenophilia in terms of sentient monsters, on the other hand, is encouraged), a/b/o, watersports, scat or most hardcore kinks, humiliation (sexual or otherwise), and rigid top/bottom roles (I prefer switching! But if you have a top/bottom preference for certain characters, that’s okay, I just rather it implied in the fic that’s not all they do).

Non-con is a hardline trigger for me, so I’d rather avoid it unless it’s part of a character’s backstory (I’m okay with dub-con though—either messy and fucked up stuff with one character taking advantage of the other, or “we all got drunk and had sex together, whoops”).


P R O M P T S


Castlevania (Cartoon)
↳ Ship: Alucard/Trevor Belmont/Sypha Belnades

Note: I have never played the games, and I’m only familiar with the cartoon. You are welcome to include elements and plot points from the games in the fic if you want, as long as I don’t need to have played the games to understand, or that won’t spoil potential plot points.

I love this so much! It’s filled with some of my favorite things: evil churches, long suffering hunters dealing with the weight of a family legacy, faithful believers, sexy shirtless sad burdened vampires, people who dislike each other working together, love healing people but also turning them into monsters, weird prophecies, and horrifying monsters.

I would love with all my heart if you wanted to write me a slowburn coming together fic where they all fall in love with each other and figure out how this relationship will work, with all the messiness and complications that come with their history and current statuses. I’d love to see how they all fall into place as a unit. I am not opposed to porn, but I’d like something with a bit more development than a fall in bed together PWP. I’m fascinated by them all sort of being prophesied to fight Dracula together and how that impacts their relationships with each other and the further development of where they go from there. I’d love to see them slowly becoming comrades and truly become friends and then that growing into something more.

I have a deep love of tropes and this fandom suits it perfectly. Forced bedsharing, Pretending to be married (or a couple), going undercover, bickering because of close quarters, being annoyed by each other’s habits and driving each other crazy, forced closeness leading to UST leading to working out the pent up aggression sexually. Vampire tropes are a huuuuge love of mine. Someone kidnaps Alucard and drains him, so he has to feed on Trevor or Sypha or Both! Or them both getting used to his vampiric “quirks” and learning to live with them, or even finding them attractive. I also enjoy the idea of Alucard in peril and Sypha and Trevor having to save him, and all of them realizing their feelings. Magic shenanigans! Sypha or Alucard discovering they need to do some kind of binding spell before fighting Dracula, which is sealed with a (sexy) blood oath, or an oath that requires sex on an altar. Soulbonding would be interesting for these three, especially early on, which could be stressful and a bit terrifying, but fun to explore. But I’d equally love something without a magical justification--maybe some team bonding exercise that leads to sex, or all three of them get trapped in a room or locked up somewhere and need to pass the time.

S2-wise, PLEASE DON’T LET TREVOR AND SYPHA LEAVE ALUCARD ALONE AT THE END OF SEASON TWO. Please just let them comfort him. Perhaps they leave, but come back sooner than expected. Maybe they never leave at all and stay around as some kind of suicide watch. Maybe Sypha says they’ll leave eventually, but are going to “rest” after the battle for a few days, figure out where they plan to go next, but. Then never leave. I’d love to see something where all three of them rebuild the castle to incorporate the Belmont library that the castle is now on top of. The symbolism of connecting the two spaces while they all come together would be lovely.

Alternatively, they come back and drag Alucard on more adventures before he becomes as sad and lonely as his father, or they simply ask Alucard to come along. I’d love for the two of them to be checking in on Alucard. Or maybe expand on season two for a bit--I totally thought they’d end up fighting more hellspawn together than they actually did and would love to see it take longer to get to Dracula’s castle. Give me more time on the road! More stays in inns! More time in the wagon and more bickering, more being trapped in the library! All that tropey goodness would be wonderful.

I am a complete sucker for vampire transformations, so if Alucard has to turn either of his companions would be amazing. Maybe Trevor gets mortally injured and Alucard has to turn him. Maybe Sypha is dying for some reason and Alucard has to turn her. Maybe they ask for it, or it’s forced on them? Maybe two-thirds of the trio make an executive decision to save the life of the injured party, and the turned person is angry and upset, giving some ensuing angst and pain in the aftermath.Make it as angsty and as terrible as you want, or make it something they eventually get through together, coming out stronger in the end.

I would mostly want an OT3 fic, hence not including the individual ships, but I am really fascinated by their individual dynamics: Sypha seeing Alucard as her messiah and savior and coming to terms with the reality that faces her, does she still believe in Alucard’s goodness? How does that shape their relationship? Does Alucard humanize himself to her and do they grow closer as a result? Or does he keep his distance and she maintains her worship. Trevor has grown up killing vampires and monster and now he has to work with one, how does he adjust to that? How does he come around to seeing Alucard as a person and not a monster? Does Alucard feel the same hatred for him, or is he more willing to bury the hatchet? I see them as opposites who are very similar and all three of them are wrapped up in the same destiny, brought on them by their individual family legacies, I’d love to see how that influences them and how that builds their dynamics and perhaps, their own little chosen family.




From Dusk Till Dawn: The Series
↳ Ships: Amaru/Kate Fuller, Carlos Madrigal/Santanico Pandemonium | Kisa, Manola Jimenez/Santanico Pandemonium | Kisa, Paloma Gutierrez/Santanico Pandemonium | Kisa, Richard Gecko/Seth Gecko/Santanico Pandemonium | Kisa

This is the show of my heart. If you’ve taken a look around my tumblr, then you will have noticed it’s basically my life. It’s such a small fandom and I wish every day it was bigger because I love it so much. It combines two things I really love in such a beautiful way—the crime, action genre with vampires and horror elements, all with a Mesoamerican mytharc that sets it apart from so many shows in the same vein. It’s currently in production limbo, possibly cancelled, but all the episodes are on Netflix if any of this appeals to you and you have no idea what this show is. If you’re looking for a show about violent, vicious codependent criminal brothers being dragged into world of monsters, then this is the show for you.



⟶ Amaru/Kate Fuller ⟵
This dynamic is kind of the fine print of my DNWs. It’s messy and ugly and I really want to explore that more. As a viewer, I really wish we had seen more of Kate’s possession and how it happened. I’d love to see something set right after her death, as the blood crawls inside Kate and Amaru takes control of her body, and brings Kate back to life. Or what happens in the months before Kate ended up at the mental hospital— how Kate even ended up there, had she been fighting? Was that part of Amaru’s plan?

I’d love to see a more prolonged possession, with Amaru taking a while to possess Kate and Kate talking to voices inside her head, or maybe not knowing what’s happening to her at first, perhaps Kate has amnesia about what happened and through her possession, Amaru brings back her memories. I love the thought of a battle of wills between a preacher’s faithful daughter and the Queen of Hell. Maybe Amaru can’t take over her body unless Kate gives permission and she tries to wear her down. Go as horrific as you like.

On the flipside, I’d love an AU where Amaru, instead of forcing her possession on Kate, seduces her to the dark side through emotional manipulation—whispering in her ear that all of her family and friends abandoned her and let her die, trying to convince her they’d be stronger if they work together, giving her power to fight anyone that tries to hurt her. Maybe she allows Kate to see Scott and protect him, in exchange for allowing Amaru to open the Gates. Maybe she promises Scott will be safe in the apocalypse. Maybe she promises her vengeance on what happened to her. I’d love to see a Venom-like situation where Amaru and Kate eventually end up working together, sharing the same body.

Another AU I’d love is where Kate goes to Xibalba to trap Amaru there with her. I’d love to see anything that happens after. Feel free to go as dark as you want—maybe Amaru punishes Kate for lack of anyone else to punish, maybe she tortures her out of amusement—but I rather not see Kate totally broken, and I prefer psychological horror and torture over physical pain. I’d love to see Kate work the situation to her advantage somehow, or maybe she and Amaru simply get used to each other.

I’d simply love absolutely anything exploring the horrible, violating intimacy of being possessed—how does Amaru pick through her and mind and come to know everything about Kate? Does Kate know everything about Amaru? Both of them getting under each other’s skin, and learning everything they can about each other.

For a smutty prompt, I’d love to see Amaru using Kate’s body to mastrubate, forcing Kate to feel pleasure. Maybe she does it because she’s bored or to establish more control over her. Maybe she wants to “corrupt” her through actual sexual seduction. I love the thought of Kate being horrified at what Amaru makes her do, but even more horrified when she enjoys the things Amaru does while wearing her face. I don’t necessarily encourage Amaru having sex while in Kate’s body, but also a part of me is interested in her taking something like her virginity from her as a way to break her, so I would be interested in that, if the focus is on the horror and lack of control and the emotional fall out and consequences.

Finally, any Post-S3 fic with Kate dealing with the fallout, aftermath and trauma of Amaru being inside her. Maybe Amaru left a piece of herself behind? And Kate can still sort of feel her presence? I am fascinated by the thought of Kate trying to leave Amaru behind, but is haunted by her nonetheless.



⟶ Carlos Madrigal/Santanico Pandemonium | Kisa ⟵

There is pretty much zero fic for these two that isn’t written by myself, so if you’re writing for Carlos and Kisa, I just want to thank you and will absolutely adore anything you write for me! I don’t even know where to begin with these two because there are five hundred years of history between them and so many different emotions they feel for each other—love, hatred, resentment, compassion, anger, obsession, worship, disgust; they run the gamut due to their many issues. I would very much like to see the weight of their history explored within my fic.

So I’d love backstory! Any kind of backstory about their five hundred years together! What happens right after Carlos is turned? Before the temple because the Titty Twister? I’d love to see the early days before their relationship got bitter, when Carlos was still very starry-eyed and a new culebra, and Kisa still believed in him. While I firmly believe Kisa loves him, I think she grew to distrust him because he couldn’t free her, started allowing himself to be used by Malvado for his own gain, and couldn’t complete the labyrinth for her over the years. I’d love to see that conflict, struggle, and the ultimate dissolution of their relationship over time and how much it pained her and how much Carlos ignored until it was too late.

Carlos is so devoted and fixated on Kisa that he created a religion for her to worship her with others—it’s a point of contention between them given Kisa’s history of slavery, abuse, and sexual assault is based around being “worshipped” as a goddess.The worshipful side of Carlos is something I’d love to see, especially the conflict of Carlos seeing it as showcasing his devotion, while Kisa feels upset by it, but almost endures it to allow him to show her his love like that. I also just love their whole early Queen/Huntsman, Goddess/Most Faithful Apostle vibe. I’d love anything that incorporates that—Carlos spreading her legend, converting other people, Carlos giving her blood baths (or just regular bathing), washing her feet, washing her hair, and murdering people for her or with her.

By the same token, I would love something that explores that dynamic sexually, including Kisa’s conflicting feelings, such as her discomfort with being worshipped, but feeling powerful when Carlos submits to her and lets her do anything to him. I’d love to see anything that makes use of ritual and how much Carlos would like to ritualize his sex with her, but also desecrate whatever Malvado had put in place, so anything like having sex on the stage that Kisa dances on every night, sex after they’ve gorged themselves in the nightly massacre, in Kisa’s actual blood bathtub, sex as a form of tribute to his goddess.

I can’t imagine that there would ever be a situation where Carlos dominates Kisa because 1) I don’t think he would want to and 2) it would be too traumatizing for her, so despite my general likes, I rather not have them switch roles. But I would love to see Kisa exploring having control over another person instead of being controlled herself, being the one allowed dole out orders and make someone else submit, and be in charge for once and how she feels about Carlos at her feet. I would love anything where she makes him service her or he asks to be “punished” or even asks her to walk on him. Kisa dominating Carlos in any way would be wonderful—in canon, she has choked him and thrown him around, clawed at his face and he leaned in to her nails, seeking more and it was so sexy and heated, I would be into seeing that pushed further. Carlos was Kisa’s first fledgling, so her teaching him how to be a culebra and how to feed, teaching him to be hers and loyal to only her while using sexual aggression to keep him in line.

I have a huge clothing kink for them—so anything with crossdressing, high heels, lingerie, and sharing clothes would be amazing. I have this idea that Carlos and Kisa play around with gender expression in their sexual relationship and Kisa sometimes dresses Carlos up in her clothes and costumes, and puts his suits on herself. The two of them are so rife with identity issues that I find the idea of them taking on each other’s identities to be fascinating since Carlos recreated himself in Kisa’s image, then created an image and identity for Kisa outside of what Malvado has placed on her shoulders. I’d love to see them pretending to be each other while Kisa holds Carlos down (or ties him up) and fucks him with a strap on, or just simply them getting off on dressing each other up in the other’s clothes.

Setting-wise, I would adore anything pre-series—their relationship must have been so fraught due to their roles at the Twister, being in different kinds of bondage, and I’m very interested in how they seemed to be in an open secret that Malvado allows to happen because it makes Kisa happy and he doesn’t sense Carlos as a threat. I would love anything from them plotting to escape and kill Malvado, or just finding comfort in one another. Carlos is always serving Kisa in their scenes during S1 and I would really love more of that—making sure she is comfortable, to comforting her when things get rough. Soft hurt/comfort sex that focuses on Kisa’s pleasure is something I desperately need—while they’re very messy, I believe there was a lot of tenderness and love between them at some point and I’d like anything exploring how much of a rock he was for her for many years. I’d love, love, love body worship that isn’t so much as worshipping Kisa as a goddess, but rather Carlos adoring her monster form, kissing her scales, asking to see and touch her wings and just appreciating and humanizing a side of Kisa that she can’t fully accept and is often ashamed of.

I love the concept of the fact that Kisa “made” Carlos into a culebra, then order his “unmaking” when she approved his dismemberment, but then also sewed him back together and brought him back to life with her own blood. I would love anything that explores how much ownership Kisa has over his life and how much Kisa is his creator, in so many senses of the word.

I would also love anything post-S3 where Carlos works to win back Kisa’s favor and prove himself as trustworthy again through slow, careful hard work that isn’t about anything flashy or a huge gesture, but rather small things as they relearn each other and learn who they are now outside of the Twister as they work to rebuild and reclaim the culebra community. I would love for it to lead back to them falling for each other again, but I wouldn’t hate seeing them just fall back into old habits again, while Carlos tries to treat her better and shows her the world, taking her out places, and actively working for her against his own ambition. I never thought I would ever see them on the road to reconciliation, so I’m really interested in seeing them figuring out how they fit together now, after everything.



⟶ Manola Jimenez/Santanico Pandemonium | Kisa ⟵

If you’re choosing to write this ship, you’re amazing and wonderful because it’s so so so rare and I’m forever sad at what canon chose to do to Manola, so I’ll simply adore anything you give me because I just want more of this dynamic. I really love how Kisa fell in love with this human that is fierce and strong on her own merits, and has chosen to remain human, but stands by Kisa as her loyal right hand to Kisa’s queen figure. I am fascinated by how Manola has gotten Kisa to open up and soften after centuries of being locked down and self-protecting. Manola is one of my favorites, stubborn and determined, but not shut down; she’s so expressive and free with her emotions that she’s such an interesting but good match for Kisa. I would love anything that explores how and when they met, the trajectory of their relationship, or simply just a moment between them—just anything that shows their backstory because I’m so curious about it! Give me them meeting and then Manola tracking Kisa down and never leaving her alone, give me Kisa taking Manola back to her hotel room and Manola just never leaving after that, give me what Kisa saw in her soul, how they view each other as their own personal savior.

A Manola Lives AU would be amazing, Manola lives fix-it AU is a most desired fic! God, the wasted potential, the wasted dynamics! I’d love anything from Manola getting attacked and living, and Kisa taking her on the run and into hiding until Manola convinces her to join the fight and to stop running out of fear, or Manola convincing her in the moment after her attack to join Seth and Richie, and Kisa agrees to go because the Geckos promise to help protect Manola. I think Manola going with Kisa to rebuild Carlos would be amazing, especially when they meet and imagining their dynamic. Honestly, feel free to include Carlos in any capacity, I love that piece of shit. I am okay with seeing Manola injured and how they deal with the aftermath of her being put in danger, but how she lives it up to you! Kisa turns her! Manola is a werewolf! Go wild!

I’d also love anything fairytale/myth-esque for Kisa/Manola, their dynamic and backstory lends so much for this, such as the Beauty and the Beast elements to Kisa potentially going on an Orpheus-like quest to bring back her lost love. I’d love anything that explores how Manola feels about Kisa’s history or how she feels about Kisa being La Diosa. Manola is such a grounded presence that is so separate from anything Kisa has known, yet emboiled in culebra society somehow—she exists on the fringes and it’s a fascinating thing for Kisa to have that in her life, a person who just sees her as herself.

Manola allows Kisa to feed on her as a way of sustaining Kisa without actively killing people—how did this arrangement happen? I would love to see this explored in a sexy sense! Manola clearly enjoys being fed on, given her reaction in canon, so I would love her kinking on Kisa’s monsterous side, such as her scales and her fangs (or her wings!) and how being fed on makes her feel, her headspace whenever it happens would be fascinating. Also I imagine this is kind of a foreplay for them, given how the scene was framed as foreplay that was interrupted, so I’d love a scene where the feeding or simply bloodplay is incorporated into their sex acts. Kisa being creative and feeding on Manola during her period by eating her out or simply Kisa being interested in her period given she hasn’t had one in centuries and wanting to make Manola feel good despite her pain would be all kinds of lovely. Also, a little bit of possessiveness towards Manola with Kisa’s bites always being display on her neck— Kisa touching them in public and turning Manola on, so she needs to have a quickie in a dark corner. I really love the mythology of the show that blood gives culebras a view into the person’s soul and also that they gain skills from the person they feed on—that kind of intimacy is like catnip to me, so I’d love anything that explores it, especially if Manola gets Kisa to open up by challenging the unfairness of Kisa knowing all her secrets.

Kisa and Manola run a fight club, with Kisa being the queen of the club and Manola being her second in command—I’d love anything domestic with them! How they developed their feeding ritual, how they grew together, just building a home with each other then building the fight club. I am so interested in how they became a family to one another and then built a community where they could feel safe and in control. I especially love how much give and take there is to their relationship—they’re so balanced! I would love to see how that works on a professional and personal level, how they switch between the two in public and in private.

Anyway, I would also like to see how that division of power plays out in the bedroom. Does Manola get off on Kisa being in charge? Does she like to go down on her on Kisa’s “throne”? Or does Kisa let her take charge? I would be interested in seeing how Kisa navigates their sex life given her history of sexual abuse and how Manola works through that with her, while supporting her, and being patient and comforting. I imagine Kisa has a lot of shame in her desires and worries when he gets too rough with Manola, or that she crossed a line, while Manola reassures her. I would also just adore tender sex that allows Kisa to be open and vulnerable and overcome with emotion that she cries.

In terms of kink exploration, I would love to see how they figure out what Kisa actually likes in bed, playing with different kinds of situational kinks, like bondage or gentle D/s. On the flipside, I would love anything that plays fighting or sparring. Manola is a fighter and has been in their ring (what if she was Kisa’s prized champion until Kisa asked her to quit?), so I would love to see anything that shows off how strong Manola is given she fights culebras or just her and Kisa practicing in the ring and things get steamy. Kisa being (consensually) manhandled by her human girlfriend is a surprising turn-on, especially since Manola is so much smaller and more fragile.

I would love to see anything pre-fight club, as well! What was their first time like? Did they wait to have sex, or did they have sex and feelings came afterward? I would love to see Manola pursuing Kisa and trying to get her to be with Manola as Kisa rebuffs her because she’s still healing and figuring out who she is now, but Manola is cautiously persistent. I don't imagine everything was sunshine and rainbows, not at first, so if you want to give me a moody piece exploring the messy early emotions of their relationship, I would love that—to get to where they are in canon when we meet them, it must have been a struggle, which makes it even more poignant to me.

Kisa and Manola are constantly aware of each other and the other’s needs, so I would like to see how that translates to their intimacy, such as bathing each other or getting each other ready before a fight, or maybe Kisa caring for Manola after a fight? Kisa licking Manola’s wounds leading to desperate sex would be all kinds of hot. They’re so openly flirty and I would love to see that translated to sex, in a very playful way! Manola winning a fight and asking Kisa what her prize is with a cocky, smug smile, or Kisa betting on her in the ring and asking for her winnings. To sum up, I would just like an expansion on the little we got in canon, so anything you’re willing to write for me will be something I’ll greatly enjoy!



⟶ Paloma Gutierrez/Santanico Pandemonium | Kisa ⟵

This dynamic is so, so messy and I love it so much and am so sad it was so short lived on the show. I was fascinated with the twisted mentor/protege dynamic that came with Kisa trying to recreate Paloma in her image, through a cycle of abuse, but at the same time, actively seeing herself in Paloma and unable to help but be protective of her and unable to act immune to her empathy, no matter how much she tries. I’d love to read more about the actual hostage situation. How much time did they spend together before Paloma had to go on stage? In particular, I’d love to see more Kisa/Paloma dance lessons, despite how grueling they are, for both of them. I’d love to see Kisa teaching Paloma specific moves, maybe stripping down to her underwear herself to show her how to move, maybe manhandling her into perfect position, or forcing her to redo certain moves until she has it down right.

I’d just love MORE Kisa mentoring Paloma in how to dance, but also for her to teach her how to emulate her, copy her movements, so she’s good enough bait for when she dances in front of an audience. I think that would be delightful in a creepy-sexy way.
I imagine there were was a professional hair stylist who got Paloma ready to go on stage, BUT WHAT IT IF IT WAS KISA. I have such a thing for Kisa personally styling her and brushing and curling her hair for her, especially if she's trying to mold Paloma into a version of herself as bait. I would love it if you extended this beyond her hair—show me Kisa washing her or helping her bathe or helping her personally get her dress on, even if Paloma resents the help.

All the Stockholm Syndrome fuckery, please. Give me Paloma trying to escape Kisa, but failing and getting thrown back into the cage. Paloma offering her body and blood to Kisa as long as she gets to escape, but being unable to. Paloma refusing to help Kisa with her quest and being stubborn and a fighter. Paloma being drawn to this scary dangerous woman despite herself, even though she knows better. Or Paloma finding out Kisa is also her goddess and torn between her anger at her and her love/worship/devotion towards her. I’d love anything surrounding Paloma’s complicated Kisa feels, her growing identification with her kidnapper, her kidnapper trying to reshape her and a part of Paloma wanting it, her anger and disgust at being kidnapped and used as bait, and the way Paloma tries to seduce and kiss Kisa, getting in too deep emotionally.

Smut-wise, I’d love if Paloma has her period while she’s held hostage and Kisa can smell it the moment it starts (maybe she can even smell the hormonal changes). I’d love it if Paloma displays herself to Kisa and asks Kisa if she’d like a taste like she did in canon.
I love it when we learn more about characters, their feelings, their issues, their deep seated secrets through porn and sex. I’d love anything that explores the issues between Paloma and Kisa with sex—from Kisa’s feelings of self-loathing, to the she mirrors her own abuse with Paloma, to Paloma’s feelings of hatred and defiance but also her love and belief in her goddess and how she reconciles her goddess and her kidnapper as the same person. I love this ship for the messiness between them.

I don’t want any rape fic for them, but I would enjoy dubcon if you wanna go there—the situation is inherently fucked up and I’m all for Paloma seducing Kisa to get out of her situation or consenting to sexual situations so she can escape, whatever dubcony hostage scenario you wanna go for. But I’m also super into consent so I’d love if it if she turned the tables on her, and they were placed on a more equal playing field, especially after Paloma is turned into a culebra.

I was really interested in Paloma specifically saying she went into Jackknife Jed’s by on her own because she wanted power; I’d love to see that explored more, especially given the Is that what you gave me? exchange with Kisa—Paloma trying to get the upper hand on Kisa, or trying to navigate a new world of snakes and monsters by trying to become powerful herself. Maybe she asks Kisa to turn her, instead of Malvado, after Bondage. Maybe Paloma gets hurt and Kisa is forced to turn her. I would love to see the fallout of the situation forcing Kisa’s hand and the ensuing guilt afterwards.

Honestly I’m just fascinated by culebra!Paloma and would love to read more of it, in any capacity. I would really love it if Kisa doesn’t kill Paloma—merely incapacitates her—and later on takes her under her wing. Or Paloma goes her own way after being turned, and they are reunited later, both different and changed, more able to deal with all their baggage.
I’d love an AU where Paloma never seeks out Malvado after Bondage and settles into a life in Houston, but Kisa comes back to her life any way. I’d love it if Kisa comes back to apologize and Paloma has none of it, or if Kisa tries to low key stalk her to make sure she’s doing alright and Paloma can sense her. I’d love if Kisa keeps dropping into her life, or hanging out on the fringes of it, and Paloma is curious about her presence, despite all the pain she caused her. Or Paloma only wants her so she can become a culebra and then ditches her—unhappy endings for these two is really okay.

All the body worship, please! For these two, I’d love if Kisa does the body worshipping, maybe as part of training Paloma to be more like her, by treating her the way she’s been treated as a “goddess,” but also maybe as an apology for her harsh treatment. I like the idea of the role reversal between them, the goddess doing this to her worshipper. But I’d also be down for Paloma wanting to body worship her goddess, once she finds out her kidnapper is the goddess she prays to—maybe Kisa’s not entirely comfortable with it, given her worship issues, and how vulnerable it makes her feel, but she allows it because she’s putting Paloma through so much. I love that Kisa is Paloma’s goddess and I love that Kisa rejects that label and then calls Paloma the goddess—I’d love that explored in sex any way you can, from Kisa calling Paloma a goddess during porn, or Paloma wanting to have sex to be closer to her goddess, or anything exploring Paloma’s worship and faith in Kisa as a goddess.

I love the thought of Paloma wanting to serve her goddess and enjoying going down on her and bringing her to orgasm, but I also really relish the thought of Kisa on her knees for Paloma and servicing her in whatever way she wants, whether it’s helping her dress or change clothes or getting her off, especially if it’s a way to make up for what she’s doing or done to her. I love the role reversal of Paloma being a goddess and Kisa being worshipful towards her, I’d love to see more of Kisa trying to elevate Paloma into goddess, while trying to ignore her own status as a goddess in the eyes of others. But I also love the thought of Paloma trying to turn the tables on Kisa as well, maybe as a human, maybe as a culebra, but wanting Kisa on her knees for her, wanting to hold the power in their relationship rather than the other way around.

Lastly, Kisa has wings! Feel free to work them in! It'd be so cool if they spread to full wingspan during a moment or orgasm but I would also love Paloma being fascinated and intrigued by her wings, wanting to see them, get close, touch and stroke them. I am especially fascinated by how they're not traditionally pretty angel wings, but leathery bat wings, or seem to look like that, so I'd love any long lingering descriptions of what they're like.



⟶ Richard Gecko/Seth Gecko/Santanico Pandemonium | Kisa ⟵

These three are everything to me, the pillars that shape the narrative of the show, and I would just love anything that expands upon their dynamic and connection that was showcased in the show. I am fascinated about how Seth and Richie’s relationship is shaped and re-molded by Kisa—first as a wedge that is set between them (a catalyst, really, of the issues already there), then as someone who brought them back together; Kisa is an interesting case of someone able to get between the infamous Gecko brothers and come out unscathed. I’m also in love with how fond they’ve become of her and how in awe they are of her, not in a worshipful, religious way, but of genuine affection, despite the history between them. I don’t think they’re all sunshine and roses, and I love the messiness between all of them, but I’m definitely a fan of how they’ve grown together. I love the messiness of them, how Seth blames Kisa for their separation and for Richie being so different now, but ultimately she makes him own up to his own mistakes. They’re such similar creatures, so anything about their dynamic would be a treat. The history between Kisa and Richie is even more complex given she abused and used him, but he has forgiven her, but I imagine that hurt is still there, lingering. I would really love anything that explores both sides—the good and the bad, the ugly and the sweet.

I am fascinated with how the mythos of the show is created around them all being mythic figures that don’t exactly live up to the expectations and are messy and human underneath the layers of performance and lore. They are the core three of the show and I’d love anything that explores that: slow burn future-fic where they come together after Richie turns Seth and Kisa has rebuilt culebra society, or further along the lines, or a post-S2 AU where Kisa decides to stick around and help them run their empire, or keeps coming back to them and finding them comforting or giving Kisa a sense of family, which she’s been seeking for most of her life. A place to rest her weary head, so to speak. I’d love anything that explores her POV of the Geckos as a unit and how their level of fierce devotion must terrify her on some level given the shape her abuse took and how worship and devotion looks to her and feels to her. I’d love anything about her watching them and learning to understand the language they speak in, and in turn, they learn about her as well.

I’D GIVE MY FIRST BORN FOR A POST-S3 AU FIC WHERE RICHIE ENDS UP TRAPPED IN XIBALBA, AND KISA AND SETH MUST RESOLVE TO RESCUE HIM.

Another Post-S3 scenario I’d love is where they meet again down the line some years later, and end up back in each other’s lives. Maybe Richie decides to help Kisa rebuild culebra society and Seth tags along, maybe Richie’s turned Seth into a culebra and wants Kisa’s help, maybe they just accidentally run into each other and get a drink together to catch up, then fall into bed together.

OR! A post-s1 AU where Seth goes with Kisa and Richie and how that changes things. I would love to see Seth being jealous of the Richie/Kisa relationship and wanting to insert himself in the middle, and Kisa trying to win Seth over because she can win Richie over to her side the more she gets Seth to like her, and Richie trying to cope with the force of nature they both are, similar people with similar tempers and tactics, while Richie has to keep up. Or maybe Seth INSISTS on going, despite Richie’s wishes, and how that changes everything. I’d love to see Seth and Kisa fight over Richie or for his attention and Richie just, has a headache about this whole thing. Honestly, just play with the weird complicated mess between all three of them that kind of situation would bring.

I’d love anything tropey for them—all three of snowed in together some place? Pretending to be dating, or pretending that Kisa is their sister for some kind of scheme (that goes kinky places)? Kisa helping them cross dress for some reason? Them all having to plan a heist together and getting into dangerous situations makes them all hot and bothered? I’m all for it. I live for tropes.

Saying that Seth and Richie are really intense about each other is kind of an understatement, so I would love anything that shows Kisa’s OPOV on them and how their extreme affection, codependency, and possessiveness translates to her, given her history of objectification and abuse, and how Kisa tries to understand how this can be defined as “love”. There is a lot of ownership between Seth and Richie, and it’s a welcome consensual kind of ownership and belonging, but I feel aspects of that would be almost triggering to Kisa and I would love to see how she comes to terms with that by being a voyeur. It can either be through accidentally catching them in the act and watching them in secret, or being invited to watch as a show for her—or a show of possession and jealousy on Seth’s end, showing Kisa who Richie really belongs to, as a way of working on his issues towards her. I would just love to see Kisa watching them at their most intimate and how she reflects on that and how it makes her feel. Or it can be a later situation with a sort of established relationship where Kisa is in charge and is giving them directions on what to do, allowing her to be the spectator who gets a show instead of being the one on display—maybe she asks them to strip for her, or simply she wants to see how they are with each other when no one is watching. Bonus points for her focusing on their physical difference and physicality with each other.

In terms of Kisa’s actual participation, this can go a multiple of ways! I’d love an AU of S1 where Seth actually goes with them like Kisa offered and Kisa orchestrates threesomes as a way of building a connection and team rapport, and showing Seth and Richie that she knows about them and doesn’t care. Or a S2 missing scene where they all work out their issues between the sheets, with Seth showing Kisa how Richie reacts with him compared to her and her assuring him that she doesn’t want Richie, not forever, and Richie just being caught between the two extreme personalities. Or post-S3 where Seth and Richie find their way back to Kisa and they fall into a more intimate relationship. I am really obsessed with Seth being the human between these two powerful monsters and I would love that explored in a sexy way! Either they get trapped somewhere and Kisa and Richie are very hungry and need to share Seth as a food source, or Richie chooses to share Seth, or they both show off their culebra characteristics in bed with Seth, like their fangs or scales or their eyes turning yellow. Seth’s perspective on being in bed with two people who could devour him and how he gets off on the danger of it would also be very hot.

I’d love a scenario where Seth is the only human around and both Richie and Kisa are extra drawn to him, either because of some kind of culebra sex pollen that makes Seth catnip to culebras, or Seth is just naturally like that. Either way, I love the thought of Seth as extra tasty. Or if Seth/Richie/Kisa are all stuck somewhere together, maybe unable to leave, and both Kisa and Richie are very hungry. Do they take turns rationing Seth together? Feed off him all once? Accidentally kill him and now they have to turn him?

I’d love focus on the animal and inhuman aspects of culebras during sex, such as their scales, maybe kissing down them or rubbing in them, or their fangs and how it feels to be bitten. I’d love to see Kisa and Richie wrap around Seth for warmth like actual snakes, or do any other snake things together. I’d love focus on Kisa’s wings as well, and stroking them, exploring them, maybe they’re extra sensitive, if you wanna go there.

I love the thought of fragile human Seth between two monsters but I also think it’d be just as hot if he was turned into a culebra as well, maybe to save his life, or maybe because Richie doesn’t want to be without him for eternity, how that falls out and changes the dynamic between the three of them. I’d love to read any kind of filth with the three of them together as culebras, with Richie and Kisa trying to teach Seth how to be a culebra and use his new powers, Seth hunting with them, maybe with Richie and/or Kisa holding someone down for him to eat, or maybe Seth is out of control for a culebra and they have to restrain him. If you wanna write sexy, turn Seth into a vampire during sex, I’d also love the fuck out of that.

Any situation you choose, I’d prefer Kisa only to be in the middle if Richie and Seth are working as a team to get her off (or double-penetration that Kisa asks for) and not sharing her as a way to express their feelings with a girl in the middle. I very much ascribe to the opinion that Richie is the middle of this threesome, given how it’s Richie that ultimately connects Kisa and Seth, so I would love anything that focuses on how Kisa and Seth relate to one another due to their connection to Richie. I would really love Seth sharing how he handles Richie in bed, how Richie gets submissive and needy for Seth and kinks on servicing Seth, which is really interesting to Kisa given Seth’s status as a human. I would also like Seth watching Kisa dominating Richie in bed or just Richie going down on Kisa, the two of them switching and taking “control” of Richie, or fighting over his attention—or working together to tag team Richie and overwhelm him with pleasure, possibly by tying him up and blindfolding him so he can tell who is who. I would enjoy anything that focuses on Kisa and Seth struggling over Richie and competing for his attention in bed—Seth doing it out of jealousy, while Kisa is doing it for the sheer enjoyment of it. Afterwards, I would like them to snuggle and deal with the emotions that came from sex—unexpected, but not unwelcome. I feel like culebras are very snuggle-y like snakes, and I would love to see Kisa and Richie coil around Seth because he is so warm.




Good Omens (TV)
↳ Ship: Aziraphale/Crowley

I’ve loved this book for over a decade now and to say Aziraphale/Crowley was a formative OTP for me, is an understatement—but the new television adaptation has taken my feelings and set them on overdrive. I keep thinking about these two and internally screaming with delight, so anything you write for me for them will make me very, very happy! I know they’re not a ship that is exactly “rare” at the moment, but I really do like the TV incarnations of them and I saw them in the tagset, and really could not resist. You can definitely include details and things from the book if you wish, as I am very familiar with that as well. The only thing I ask is that Crowley keep his red hair, as I’ve grown very fond and attached to it.

What can I even SAY about them? That hasn’t already been said a million times over? I just love this dynamic of opposites but also similar celestial creatures who are on opposing sides, finding camaraderie in no man’s land and influencing each other and being influenced by humanity to the point where their point and purposes are blurry and much more grayed out than defined in black and white, or ideas of good and evil. I love the sweeping romance of a six thousand years long slow burn filled with longing and extreme pining, of them being the only two beings that could possibly understand what it’s like being them. I love that Aziraphale is an angel so loves life’s simple pleasures—good food, his books and knowledge, and clothing, so much materialism, along with art and music, which all represent hedonism and vanity, traits that are normally associated with sinning. And I love that, Crowley, the demon, doesn’t care about his possessions (beyond his bentley), doesn’t eat much, if at all, and his house is kind of a blank slate of minimalism—all of which represent asceticism, fasting, and modesty, traits that are all associated with being holy.

I love how much they just love each other and enjoy each other’s company. I love how much Crowley is willing to risk to protect and rescue Aziraphale, and I love how Aziraphale has so much hope and faith in Crowley as a force for good. The unforgivable, that’s what I am and I forgive you theme between them is just. So much. I love that Crowley can find redemption in Aziraphale’s love for him. I also love how much Aziraphale must have loved him for years, but the drama of being torn in two places—his loyalty to heaven and his love for Crowley—is kind of delicious grounds for angst. I personally believe it wasn’t all loyalty and more fear for what heaven might do to Crowley if they ever found out.

In terms of what I’d like, I would love anything set before the current day where they’re still pining and in love, but it’s still unspoken. How many times did Crowley get Aziraphale out of a sticky situation? Has Aziraphale ever returned the favor? I really would like anything tropey where they’re in love and not saying anything, so almost kisses! Getting thrown into compromising positions! Trapped together! Having to pretend they’re a couple! Their bickering and affection making them assumed to be a couple! Have fun with this, it can lead to actual acknowledgement of their feelings or not. By the same token, I would like a lot of angst about their mutual feelings—Crowley has been more aware and is willing to throw himself headfirst into this, but I also think there is a bit of self loathing and worry that he isn’t worthy of Aziraphale’s affections because Aziraphale is holy and unfallen, and he is not. I am fascinated that Crowley waited for so long and would have been content with just being Aziraphale’s friend as long as Aziraphale was in his life in some capacity. I would love his POV on how much he feels, but how he has to keep quiet so as not to ruin the delicate balance of what they’ve created by making a wrong move.

I would love any sort of OPOV on their dynamic—be it a stranger, or Adam or Anathema, or other demons and angels (oh god, I would love to know what kind of gossip goes on amongst the demons and angels). I really love viewing them from a different perspective than they see themselves. ANYTHING during the time they were the nanny and the gardener would be amazing and hilarious. Speaking of perspective, an idea I love is that Aziraphale views Crowley as this sort of romantic dashing rogue or some kind of Byronic hero that would be at home in a gothic romance novel that he most certainly does not read (he does read them, he has a whole section of romance novels that he projects Crowley all over), and deep down he knows that is definitely not Crowley, but it’s a way of distancing himself from what he feels. When they get together, Aziraphale still some residual please ravish me, act like a bit of a brute feelings that they have to deal with and Crowley finds out about “the books.”

Experienced!Aziraphale/inexperience!Crowley is kind of a thing I adore. I’d love to see a fic where Crowley knows a lot about sex, but doesn’t have any desire to do anything about it or have anyone touch him, while Aziraphale’s curiosity and pleasure seeking behavior has lead him to be pretty debauched, and I would love anything that explores that because Crowley thinks Aziraphale would be virginal and Aziraphale has this idea that Crowley is sinning everywhere, then they get bowled over by the truth when they try and fuck for the first time.

I would like Aziraphale being in charge in a kind of gentle dom sort of way that overwhelms Crowley. I am really into D/s for them and Aziraphale being the more dominant partner as a way to help Crowley deal in the aftermath of the almost apocalypse, but I really do prefer switching, so don’t think of this as a request for top!Aziraphale only. I would love exploring any kind of edging, bondage, the complications of what “punishment” means for them, oversensitivity, and begging. I also like the idea of them being a bit possessive and leaving their claim on each other through marking or tattoos. On the flipside, maybe Crowley tries out being dominant, but ends up being a bit more of a service top than the aggressive one Aziraphale had in mind.

Body and gender-wise, I subscribe to the idea that they’re an angel and a demon and can make their bodies look like anything they want, with any sort of genitals they want, so feel free to play with that! I also think they both enjoy a bit of roleplaying and crossdressing, so if you want to put them in lingerie and women’s clothing, and give them breasts and a vagina, go ahead! Though I think I would prefer you keep the he/him pronouns for less confusion. Furthermore, I am into exploring a kind of body horror with them or just strange body extremes. Crowley can turn into a snake! Does he have scales sometimes? Can he be more snake-like? Likewise, does Aziraphale have an old testament form with a ton of eyes? I would be inter any sort of exploration of the more inhuman aspect of their physical bodies—also any kind of xenophilia with snake!Crowley, either in the present or all the way back in Eden would be wonderful.

Wings! I want all kinds of wing fic, such as wing grooming or wings being a sensitive area or an erogenous zone that feels really good to touch. I would love any sort of incoropartion of wings during sex or admiration of each other’s wings. Imagine Aziraphale riding Crowley and his wings come out and fold around them! Speaking of grooming, I would love any sort of bathing or washing, or tending to each other’s wounds. I really think Aziraphale has a thing for Crowley’s hair, especially when it’s long enough to braid, so I would love him washing his hair or brushing it. Or pulling on it during sex, if you swing that way.

Aziraphale and Crowley both seem to take a lot of pride in their style and how they look, so I’d love any kind of clothing kink, like sharing each other’s clothes or how they look in each other’s clothes, or simply how Aziraphale takes pleasure in how certain fabrics feels against his skin, so any kind of kink for silk or lace lingerie would be lovely. Expanding on clothes sharing and taking it further, ALL THE BODY SWAP. I really loved the Aziraphale-in-Crowley and Crowley-in-Aziraphale swap in canon and I want more of that, either for fun or out of necessity, or for sexy things, exploring each other’s bodies from inside each other’s bodies. I also really love the performance of them having to act as each other and how it is slightly off, like how Aziraphale!Crowley is slightly more cool and menacing. I’d love a fic where they swap, then roleplay as each other and banter and bicker about how THAT’S NOT HOW I AM.

I really love domesticity, so I would love any kind of moving in together after the apocalypse that wasn’t, or perhaps an AU where they raise Adam instead of giving him away, or just they adopt a cat and develop a routine where they are in each other’s spaces and growing closer with time. Maybe they’re shocked but pleasantly surprised how easy it is to come together like this. Maybe some highkey romantic things, like slow dancing or attending a play together, or simply Crowley laying his head in Aziraphale’s lap while he reads to him and pets his hair. Or they finally have that picnic! Feed me the fluff, honestly.

Aziraphale and food porn is everything. I don’t really want stuffing or focus on self-esteem or issues with weight gain, as those kind of squick me, but I do want Crowley enjoying watching Aziraphale eat and enjoy his food on an erotic level. Crowley getting off on and enjoying how much Aziraphale takes pleasure in food makes him kind of live vicariously, but also how much joy he feels at Aziraphale’s joy is lot. I would love anything where Crowley brings him his favorite food and just watches, or cooks for Aziraphale so that he can watch food he made for him.

I don’t entirely want dark fic for this dynamic, but I would be interested in AUs where they didn’t do the swap and Aziraphale has to go into Hell to rescue and get Crowley back, like Orpheus and Eurydice or maybe they fall together, or because of loving Crowley, Aziraphale “falls” in a sense he’s cut off from heaven and the guilt that ensues from that, despite Aziraphale not caring. Or maybe demons find out about Crowley and Aziraphale and they task him with “corrupting” Aziraphale and Crowley having to deal with that. I would love any sort of h/c, physical or emotional. I really love how careful and soft with each other they can be, and I would like to see that in a situation where one of them has been hurt. Or an AU where Aziraphale chooses to run away with him and now they’re on the run from both Heaven and Hell, and have only each other to rely on, and how desperate and frantic that situation would be. How out of sorts Aziraphale would be without his shop and how Crowley isn’t as happy as he thought because of how strained and fraught everything is.

And, of course, I would love ANY first time fic. I never get sick of Aziraphale accepts Crowley’s offer to stay at his place, so I would love to see your take on that! Or if you want to imagine them getting together sooner at any point in time, I’d love to see how that happens. Maybe they have sexual encounters that they never talk about and their feelings remain bottled up. I would love anything like that! Seriously, anything you could write me for these two would be delightful, so I am happy to see whatever you come up with!




Swamp Thing (TV)
↳ Ship: Abby Arcane/Alec Holland | Swamp Thing

I am so very sad about the early decision to cancel this show, not even a a week after the pilot aired and while I know we are only three episodes in and so much can change in what’s remaining of the series, I just love this ship so very much and I need to have some fic for this dynamic before I lose it. I would like some balm for the soul in the form of fanfic, please! I really loved the immediate chemistry and attraction between Alec and Abby, he was kind of a pain in the ass and an ubernerd, but he was so determined to help and Abby gave him a shot, then they realized they had a few things in common. Alec is so sweet and cautious around her, and keeps making sure she is okay, like he is already attuned to her feelings and emotions. I love how much Alec is an outsider to Abby’s history and completely removed from the emotions returning home brings up, but she meets him in her hometown and he eventually gets “consumed” by the area and becomes Swamp Thing. I love, love the tragedy of the situation that she finally made an important connection, then he dies and gets turned into a monster. The whole show is southern gothic, and their dynamic is highkey horror romance and I am here for it.

I'd love anything exploring what Alec has become, his inner turmoil and struggle, and how he learns to use his powers to complete the work he had started and how he still reaches out for that connection with Abby. I would also love to see how Abby reacts to his new form and monstrousness, how she copes and learns to get used to it or even grows to like it, or maybe prefer it. I would love to see how their instant connection that they made carries over and grows despite his entirely new appearance and form, how they learn to build off their previous connection and go forward with the situation they’re now in. Or an AU where they have a slow falling in love progression before he gets attacked and turned, then he becomes Swamp Thing and they have to deal with the consequences and changes.

I have seen bits of the previews where Alec shows up in Abby’s bedroom in his human form and they kiss, so I would be interested in some kind of soulbond or dream visiting or sharing that allows him to enter her mind and visit her outside of his current physical state (maybe dream!sex happens!). Or Abby has access to his video diaries and maybe she slowly falls in love with him through his videos. But what I’d really love to see is a romance between them grow while Alec is Swamp Thing, and how that works, given his powers and his current physical state. I am not sure how far the show will go with this in the remaining episodes (I plan to keep myself updated on the show, so no worries for spoilers), especially given how many subplots its juggling, so what would be amazing is an in depth look at their romance—exploring the ups and downs, how they deal with what Alec is now, what the OPOV is on them from Liz or Harlan or Matt. How do people react if they’re caught and found out? Does Abby move into the lab on the swamp? Does she adopt Garou? I’d just love anything that works out how they make this unusual dynamic work, while building a strong, long-lasting relationship.

And, of course, I absolutely would love monster fucking porn. Be creative! I am open to anything. I am really into the idea that they can have sex and do (in the comics), and I would love to know what and how they do it. Does Alec use his powers on Abby? Like tie her up with vines and tease her, or elongate his tongue while eating her out? I would really like the sensory details about what he feels like against her skin or what Abby feels like to Alec in this form, but also Alec worrying about hurting her and Abby pushing for more despite his fears. I would just love anything that explores their sexual dynamics once Alex is fully transformed into Swamp Thing. Honestly, I am ok with things getting messy and a little gross, so go wild.

This section feels smaller than my other prompts and I promise it’s not that I want the others more, it’s just that there is less of this show to bounce off of in terms of concepts. I will be thrilled is anyone writes fic for them for me!




Us (2019)
↳ Ship: Adelaide Wilson/Red

This movie! THIS MOVIE!!! Jordan Peele you absolute madman. I love how interwoven and interconnected the narrative pieces are—everything has a double meaning, quite literally. There is so much specific symbolism throughout the film, from Adelaide starting out in white and her clothes growing more red with blood, to the way her and Red are so interconnected that when she learned to dance, so did Red. I love the themes of doubles and mirrors, and how you’re not quite sure who is the “monster” or if there is a monster at all or if everyone is the monster. I am not sure how else to articulate my feelings because this film is just so much and means so much to me, both on the level of how it uses trauma to frame both Adelaide and Red’s narrative arcs. The trauma is born of the same event that informed the trajectory of the rest of their lives—Adelaide stealing her life and being terrified it would be taken away, and Red wanting the life she remembered back.

I would LOVE anything that explores the soulbond between Adelaide and Red—how far does it go? Do they feel each other’s pain? Can they hear each other’s thoughts? I would love anything that explores the limits of what that kind of connection has and how deep it goes. Their connection causes Red to follow a similar trajectory as Adelaide, but from what I understood, a lot of it was without a choice and I would love anything that explores the horror of not having control of your own life because the person that stole your life is making all the choices and you don’t have any. I really love how Red tells the story of her life through the framing of a fairy tale because of how young she was when she was taken below and so much of her plan is based around images she remembers from being in the world above. I would also love anything that explores how Adelaide grew up, having to learn how to talk, and with her knowing the truth of her existence. I would love, love if they shared dreams and there was a mental link that Adelaide tried to cut off, but couldn’t, so her fear is very real when they head back to the Santa Cruz boardwalk.

On the flipside, I would love, love, adore an AU where Adelaide takes Red with her and they grow up together and how that changes everything. I would love to see them as a united force who sees the other as a sister and a soulmate, and are creepily close in ways that no one explains. What happens is up to you, but I would love any kind of sexual exploration as they grew up and experimenting with each other, with a focus on how similar they are. If you want, you can figure out how Gabe happens when there’s two of them and their bond is so close. Would it finally cause friction and discord as it’s in their nature to live similar lives? There is no double of Gabe, except below, so is Gabe a breaking point? Or does Gabe never happened because they’re so single focused on one another?

And, yes, I do want porn. But I would like porn that focuses more on their emotional and mental connection, where they are drawn to each other at the same time they’re repulsed by each other and I am not sure how it would happen, but I would love anything exploring a sexual relationship between them. Maybe Red kidnaps Adelaide and Adelaide tries to seduce her to gain an upper hand or better treatment. Or maybe in the AU where they’re raised together, practicing dance leads to intense feelings. To be honest, I would love ANY kind of dancing together.

I would also like any AU of the ending of the movie where Red survives? Maybe Red kidnaps Adelaide and they go on kind of a fucked up, terrifying road trip through the new world that Red had created. Or maybe Adelaide decides to not kill her out of guilt and takes Red with her at the end—how does Red assimilate into their family? How does Adelaide explain her decision? Does she tell the truth? I would just love anything where Red survives and Adelaide has to deal with her for an extended period of time and confront what happened between them. But anything you could give me for this dynamic would just be simply amazing and I am sure i’ll be happy with whatever you choose to write!